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From: Elizabeth Van Couvering
Date: 01 Apr 1997
Time: 05:02:31
Remote Name: elizabeth2.webmedia.co.uk
Now, I notice that in her wedding invite, Leslie claims not to want attendants, flower girls, maids of honor, ushers, groomsmen, or any of those things. But don't you think she does, secretly? Isn't she just being polite, trying to spare our feelings? But I say, the wedding day is Leslie's day, and after all, she can't possible object if some of us show up in matching clothes, can she? I suggest pirate attire, to match the casino. Cutlassess, knickerbockers, eye patches and lace for the mean, and for the women -- well, there weren't any women on pirate ships, so we'll dress up like men. Come on! What do you say? We have plenty of time to sew up some identical costumes before the Big Date.
Yours from Old Blighty,
Elizabeth